Pregnant lady at the gym
There was a young pregnant woman at the gym. I passed her in the locker room and tried not to stare. I also looked at myself in the mirror to confirm that I didn’t also appear pregnant (answer: debatable). She looked like she was in her mid-twenties and maybe her 6th month. She walked like a pregnant woman does, and her tank top was tight over an obvious baby bump. I wonder if I’ll be exercising and taking good care of myself like that when I’m at the end of my second trimester. Later on, I mean, if I ever do the whole pregnancy thing. Now I’m just pregnant with grapefruits….
I just did a quick search for grapefruit cravings and many of the first hits were about pregnancy. One of them, in fact, was about craving grapefruit and guacamole. What did I eat tonight? Grapefruit and guacamole. And cheese. Thank god for the cheese, otherwise I might have been pregnant. Crisis averted.
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