The honorable thing to do
I went to the grocery store to buy lots of fruit (black grapes, green grapes, cherries, nectarines, peaches, and cherries), and toilet bowl cleaner (Clorox, Kaboom BowlBlaster). I also had some air freshener in the cart. When I got to my car I unloaded the bags and saw the air freshener, alone in the corner, having been secreted out of the store without paying.
“Ohhhh…” I said aloud, disappointed in myself. I looked at the store, and the car, and the store, and the air freshener. I sighed a big melodramatic sigh and trudged back in to pay for it. $1.62. I hope you’re happy now, Albertsons.
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ZoeJane replied:
mmmmmm! Cherries and Kaboom BowlBlaster!
At least you can enjoy your clean air with a good conscience now.
August 4, 2007 at 1:08 am. Permalink.
mom replied:
Let’s hear it for morality 🙂
I did the same thing with a gal. of milk at Econo, had to carry it back in and out of the store in order to pay for it.
Way to go.
Cheers from the universe.
August 4, 2007 at 5:12 am. Permalink.